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Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City (The Siege, Book 1)
By: K.J. Parker
My Rating: Four out of Five Stars
Best For: 16 and up

Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City: A Masterclass in the Unreliable Narrator

If you like your heroes to be perfect, honorable, and brave… you should probably skip this one. But if you like a protagonist who is a cheat, a liar, and cynic who is hilariously out of his depth, then meet Orhan.

In Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City, an empire is collapsing, a massive army is at the gates, and the only person left to lead the defense is a Colonel of Engineers who would much rather be building a bridge somewhere far away. Orhan is a “Milkface” (a pale-skinned minority) in an empire of blue-skinned elites who despise him. He has no food, no weapons, and no authority—which makes him the perfect man to lie and cheat his way into saving the city.

I loved the dry, snarky humor. Orhan is a wonderfully unreliable narrator; he openly admits he might be exaggerating his own glory, which adds a fantastic layer of immersion. I’m a sucker for a self-deprecating anti-hero who accidentally becomes a real hero through logic, brains, luck, and good-old engineering.

My only real gripe? The ending. It was abrupt—frustratingly so. While I enjoyed the journey enough to give it four stars, the conclusion left me with no desire to continue the rest of the series. It’s a great standalone experience, but be prepared for a bit of a “cliffhanger” feeling.

Content Guide for Parents & Discerning Readers:

Age Recommendation: 16+ (Due to cynical themes and descriptions of war).

Language: Infrequent use of strong profanity.

Violence & Gore: High. While much of the extreme violence happens “off-screen,” there are grim descriptions of massacres, mutilation, and the breakdown of sanitation and disease within a starving, besieged city.

Sexual Content: Mild. There are references to sex and infidelity, but they are discussed rather than depicted graphically.

Thematic Intensity: High. The book explores heavy themes of systemic racism, xenophobia, and the history of slavery within the empire. There is also “casual” sexism prevalent in the protagonist’s cynical worldview.

The Verdict:
4 Stars. A fun, witty, and deeply clever military fantasy (more historical fiction, really) that focuses on logistics and brainpower over magic and destiny. Recommended for readers who appreciate a good wit, enjoy a sarcastic narrator, and don’t mind not loving the ending.

Happy Reading!